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Like a Wirgin November 29, 2007

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Part two in the gripping series “Weekend on Fraser Island” is about to begin. I checked my blog stats today and have found that only 10 people have read the blog in the past three days. Lets see….. Mom, Dad, Katie, Karah and myself (checking from Dan’s computer) - thank you for your unwavering support – it means more than words can say.

 Anyway – enough of my little pity party. Saturday night on Fraser included another Food Network worthy dinner (Mexican night, whoo hoo!! Jess and I mistook custard for nacho cheese sauce – don’t ask me why – and after realizing we poured sweet sauce over our entire plates decided we were too tired to wait in line and ate it all anyway – yes we are ridiculous) and Karaoke at the bar. The prize was a pitcher of beer and even though I think my aunts Coco and Deb could’ve taken it – one of the German kids in our group belted out the best second language Green Day song I have ever heard. The evening also included a sweet rendition of Men at Works’ “Land Down Under” by our tour guides (so cliche) and some punk kid screaming the words to TNT. I know you are all disappointed to hear that Jess and I didn’t sing – but after an asian rendition of “Like a Virgin” we felt the competition was over our heads.

Our final day was spent on a 2 km rainforest walk – which was awesome (I can tell y’all are bored with the FF’s…. email me for details) and a swim at beautiful lake Birrabeen and it was back on the sand highway to get on the barge and head home. Back at Motel JDJ things have been pretty normal – we are all back into the working scene and I have to admit I am on stress overload once I realized our trip to New Zealand is a mere 12 weeks away. Yeah, yeah – I know that sounds like a long time – but I feel as if I have now entered crunch time and have realized I need to give my money-saving mindset a Redbull and kick it into overdrive. Looks like I’ll have to put that trip to Morton Island on the back burner and double my shifts at Pier Nine. Good thing I have today off to prepare myself. haha…

 Anyway – hope everyone is doing well – this week has been great for mail today I am excited to announce to Grandma Aggie and Grandpa John that I got your package!! Whoo hoo!! Three books and tons of magazines – I am so excited – thank you so much! Also thank you to my auntie Jeanette for the Christmas cookie email – its a little overdue – but still appreciatedd – I can’t wait to start making some of those cookies! Love you mom and dad and everyone else – later this week will be a hilarious photo in the Aussie Fashion series – plus some fun slang.

 

I Heart Fraser Island Townies November 27, 2007

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I’ve been putting off this post like a paper in college. How do I describe our trip to Fraser Island this past weekend without it reading like a report? Just bear with me people, and I promise not to take offense if you quit reading after the first paragraph…..

FRIDAY:

Jess and I were up and ready to go by 7:00 am as we had to be at the bus station by 8:00. Needless to say, we were both a little *ahem* under the weather from the Thanksgiving celebration the prior evening and after a lengthy wait at the ferry stop we stumbled into the bus stop sweating and out of breath at about 7:58…. Well, I was sweating – who knows if Jess even worked up the tiniest sense of fatigue. We were almost the last ones to jump on the tiny bus so we didn’t get to sit together – she was alone in the back while I was basically in the driver’s seat I was so close to the front. After about three hours we arrived in Rainbow Beach – a tiny oceanside town that runs a barge over to Fraser. We stopped for lunch, switched our bags from the bus to two 4×4’s and were off to get to the island. Our group included four young German high school exchange students, an older German couple, a couple from Taiwan, some girls from Thailand and some guys from Korea. We were split into two groups of 10; our group was Jess and me, two of the Korean boys and all the Germans. Right off the bat we were told to climb to the top of the barge for a chance to see some dolphins on the crossing but all we saw was water, water and more water. Don’t worry – this was a trend that continued throughout the weekend. Looks like I will have to make a trip to the Steve Irwin Zoo afterall……

After driving off the barge we took off on the sand highway in our 4×4s. You can’t swim in the ocean off Fraser as it is wildly shark infested but we did stop a few times to get some touristy tidbits along the way. First stop was to learn about pippies – a shellfish similar to a clam or oyster – they can be eaten raw, although they didn’t seem too appealing to me unlike others (our Taiwanese roommates went back to the beach on Saturday, dug up a half dozen and ate them raw in our room…. yummy).  Later on we saw a baby dingo (“Don’t worry about taking pictures guys, you’ll see so many dingos this weekend you’ll be sick of them” direct quote from our tour guide Dean-o…. I bet you can’t guess how many dingos we saw) and then we pulled into the resort. I use the term “resort” loosly here as our resort  felt more like summer camp – right down to the cafeteria. It was like Y camp with a bar and townies – yay! Our roomies were a young couple, Darren and Catherine – two sweet young kids practicing their English at University who strangely talked like they were deaf. They were also up and kickin’ every morning at about 5 am. I don’t know what it is but between our old Filipino roomie at Palace Backpackers and these two – I’m convinced asians are like the elderly and can only sleep in short spurts. Anyway…. we dropped our bags, changed into our togs (thats swimsuits in Australian) and were ready for our trip to Lake Wabby -

“Fun” fact: Lake Wabby is termed a barrage lake, which is formed by the damming action of a sandblow blocking the waters of a natural spring. Wabby is relatively close to the ocean side of the island and unlike the other lakes it supports several varieties of fish. It is also a good example of the sandblow phenomenon, gradually encroaching on the deep green waters of Wabby as the sandblow makes its gradual progress westward across the island.

We hiked a 1.8 km trail across the Hammerstone Sandblow to get to this lake and it was pretty rigorous. Half of the hike there was through forest while the other half was treading through soft, ankle deep sand over sandhill after sandhill. I was beat down – let me tell you. Walking through deep sand is a lot harder than it looks. I am such a whiner. Check out my photos on Flickr (I feel like I’m doing a paid placement here) and you can see the green waters of the lake – it was pretty warm and since the edge of the lake was a hill the tour guides suggested we all do a “crumbed sausage” and roll ourselves down the sand dune and into the water. Yeah…. I skipped that one – I had no desire to emulate anything crumbed or sausage-like. We took a different hike back and trucked on back to the resort for dinner. The cafeteria that evening was advertising “Mediterranean Night” – or as we called it at UND: Pasta Bar. I don’t know where they got their recipes, but the lasagne was seriously a noodle, ground beef, another noodle and a sprinkling of cheese. I would’ve skipped it even if it was veggie. The other offerings weren’t that bad and we overate anyway.

That night was spent in the Beach Bar with other travellers and a couple townies including one special gentleman with a handlebar moustache and a shirt that read “I lost the hair but kept the big dick” (sorry Grandma). He was a special treat. Uncle Tim, I think I could pick you up one of those if you’re so inclined. Jeez I am boring myself. Alright…… on to day two.

SATURDAY:

Rise and shine bright an early for continental breakfast in the cafeteria – Jess and I got our first taste of the infamous Vegemite on toast – words can’t really describe the intense saltiness. I don’t know if I’ll be back for round two on that one. The day was beautiful and we had it jam-packed with activities. First up was the Rainbow Gorge hike.

FF: As we learned throughout the trip, Fraser Island is so named for shipwreck victim Eliza Fraser. She and her husband were wrecked on the island and relied on the native Aboriginals to take care of them. Unfortunately, Eliza’s husband died and she blamed the Aboriginals. In fact – she blamed them so much she went all around the world spreading horrible stories about how evil they were. Well, people responded and Fraser Island became one huge Aboriginal massacre. In fact, there are no Aboriginals left on the island – the last remaining tribe was removed some twenty years ago because they “just couldn’t get along” with the other locals.

We hiked through the gorge and saw all the different colored sands- it was almost like being in the desert – and was pretty cool. Dad, you would’ve had a blast. After the gorge it was back on the sand highway to travel up to Indian Head. I don’t know what these guys did before “Finding Nemo” came out – because almost every story concerning the environment referenced that dang movie. For example – once we got to Indian Head we learned another FF:

Fraser Island is one of three islands off the coast of Eastern Australia with rock anchors such as Indian Head. The EAC (Eastern Australia Current) is a two-way highway carrying  fish, marine life and sand up and down the coast. Without these three islands there would be no “speedbumps” for sand to hook on to and the sand would just keep on traveling up the coast – if this happened there would be no Great Barrier Reef. Cool, huh!

Unfortunately once we got to Indian Head it started raining – one of those freezing, sideways, needling rains that just sucks. We climbed to the top – all eager to see the sharks, turtles, stingrays and dolphins we were promised and after a half an hour we came away from Indian Head seeing one stinkin’ sting ray. When it was spotted the tour guides said “You know, Steve Irwin? Look in the water – that’s what killed him.” They really had a knack for words – who knows, maybe it was the language barrier. The rain stopped and the sun came out – we had lunch (super weird – it was a tupperware container with curry potato salad, lettuce with no dressing and some deli meat. Oh – and we got fruit cake for dessert – something I thought was only given as a joke or for punishment in the states at Christmas.) On the way back down the beach we stopped at The Cathedrals – a sacred place for Aboriginals.

FF: As Aboriginal legend has it – there was a young maiden that was promised to an fierce, old Aboriginal warrior. Before they were married, the young maiden would always go to the beach to play with her friend, the rainbow. After they were married, the warrior banned her from going to play with her friend because, you know, she wouldn’t have any time to play with all the cooking and cleaning she would be doing. One day the warrior was out hunting, or whatever warriors do and the girl finished her chores early. She figured she had enough time to slip down to the beach and play with the rainbow and be back before the warrior found out – but he came back early, and once he found her gone he flew into a rage and went down to the beach to catch her. He was so pissed he threw his  boomarang at the maiden to kill her – (yeah – boomarangs were for hunting – not a game of frisbee for someone without any friends fyi) but the rainbow saw and at the last second jumped in front of the maiden to save her. Well, the rainbow shattered into a million pieces and the Aboriginals believe that is how all the colors got into the sands. I guess rotting vegetation, iron and minerals were just too obvious for them. Anyway – Aboriginal men are forbidden to travel any further up the island past the Cathedrals because of this legend.

Alright – back in the vehicles and on to the Maheno Shipwreck – thankfully it was getting a little warmer and we got out to take pictures. The ship seems pretty small now, but at in its heyday it rivaled the Titanic. The Maheno was a luxury cruise ship once upon a time – and was also comissioned as a hospital ship during the World Wars. In 1935 the Maheno was outdated and sold to Japan. A cyclone hit on the journey to Japan – the Maheno had been scrapped before the journey started and was being towed by another ship but the towline snapped and it came to rest on Fraser. Once the ship stood six stories high, but now all that is left is what you see in the photos. Definately a highlight of our trip.

After Maheno we visited Eli Creek – another of the island’s freshwater streams – with some of the clearest water I have ever seen. We had to walk up the creek in just our suits (yeah…… NIGHTMARE for me) and we floated down – pretty fun, but would’ve been better if the weather was better – it was pretty chilly.

While we were enjoying ourselves on Frasier – the rest of Australia was voting for a new Prime Minister. Their government works a bit different than ours – terms still run in four year increments, but someone in office can be in office for as long as they keep winning elections. Just think – we could have George W in office for the rest of our lives – or his. Also – if you choose not to vote, your vote automatically goes to the incumbant – something I am assuming gets more and more people to vote every year. They had quite a turnout and the challenger Kevin Rudd beat out the Prime Minister John Howard, a liberal party representative that has been the PM since 1995. For more info on Australian politics check out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_federal_election,_2007 . All I can say is that the six weeks of campaigning was NOTHING like it is in the states – you hardly knew they were leading up to an election – there were probably less political commericals here than there is in the states right now, and we are a year away from our election. Crazy.

Alright – enough of this marathon….. I’ll end with part two tomorrow – if anyone is still reading this, that is – feedback in the comments is always appreciated. A few quick shoutouts – a BIG BIG thank you to Katie Nielson and my auntie Deb!!! Deb, I got your card yesterday and laughed so hard when I opened it and Gloria Estefan came screamin’ out – awesome!!! Thank you so much! Also, thanks to Katie for the best.package.ever!!! I loved every bit of it from the sunflower seeds to the confetti!! Oh – and your ranch dips made it through, whoo hoo!!!! I guess it’s the luck of the draw when it comes to the quarantine inspector. Thank you so much for the package – it made my day! Love to everyone else – my parents and brothers – and all my friends and family….. I’ll be back tomorrow – to finish the story.

 

Gobble Gobble!!! November 26, 2007

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 The sweet sign Jess and I made for our Australian Thanksgiving 

Dan loves mashed sweet potatoes

Jess loves apple crisp


 

Heath loves tight shirts….. I mean loves the apple pie his roommate made

HAPPY THANKSGIVING everyone!! Well, happy belated that is considering its already Monday afternoon here and Thanksgiving is just a memory….. But anyway – hope everyone had a great dinner and a great weekend with family and friends. Jess and I worked our little tails off making a feast for Dan and Heath. Sure, it wasn’t the traditional turkey, stuffing and cranberries we all dream of each and every November – but we had green bean casserole!!! We also made coconut curry mussels, grilled red snapper, mashed sweet potatoes, the aforementioned GBC and Jess made a killer apple crisp for dessert. It was delicious!! We sat down by the pool overlooking the city and had a great night. Heath enlightened us on a few Australian traditions – for example, he had never eated mashed sweet potatoes – just regular potatoes and has never eaten gravy. Apparently they just eat potatoes plain. I don’t think he knows what he’s missing. Also, he has never heard of pumpkin bread, cookies or pie and thinks it is so weird that we would make something savory into something sweet. I decided not to bring up the fact that they eat meat pies on a regular basis. Cheers to Aussie Heath though, he brought some beer, a bottle of wine and an apple pie his roommate baked. I do have to say though, Jess’s apple crisp kicked the crap out of that pie.

All in all, it was a great night – I would have to say the funniest part was when Jess was telling a story about a homeless man playing a tambourine for money – and I guess Dan got confused when she said the man had a guitar case in front of him for people to throw money in because he asked “What’s a tambourine? Like, is it a small guitar?” Seriously I haven’t laughed that hard since I saw Britney Spears open the VMA’s earlier this year.

Ahhh…. good times people – good times. Check out the rest of my photos on Flickr – photos from our big weekend in Fraser Island – I’ll be blogging on that tomorrow morning, as now I have to get ready for work. I’ve got some great stories!! I know most of you thought Jess and I were getting away for a weekend of leisure but let me tell you – I am sooooore from all the hiking over sand dunes and I’ve got a sweet beater tan. Happy belated birthday to Ann Marie – I tried to call you, but no one answers calls that show up as “blocked number”….. Love to my parents and brothers – Karah I hope everything worked out for your Thanksgiving – Sarah did you cook??? – More news tomorrow!!!

 

Hot Child in the City November 19, 2007

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Hot Mullet


Hey everyone!

Sorry for the gap in postings again, but I have been working, working, working – oh and thinking of something fun to write about. Above is the inagural photo in what I am thinking of calling “Australian Fashion Photo of the Week”. As I wander the streets of Brisbane I consistently see people dressed in the most confusing things. Maybe I just don’t get fashion – but seriously….. lets take a look at the photo above – this was taken on a Sunday afternoon – Jess and I were on our way to the Chinatown market to see if there might be anything worthwhile to buy when we spotted this pair. Man on the left: dressed casually, baggy shorts – t-shirt, flip flops, something I suppose dudes everywhere wear on a casual summer day. Man on the right, however – (sorry for the back-side photo, I figured to maintain his integrity as well as for myself to remain incognito I needed to snap this one from behind) has decided to spend his Sunday squeezed into a pair of black jeans so tight I don’t even know if my arm could fit in there, a sweet multi colored tank top, white Converse and has styled his greasy black hair into a quasi-mullet. Sure, it would be alright if he was an anomoly – but there are hundreds of guys who dress like that down here. How is a girl supposed to get a date when all the guys have on clothes tighter than their own?? Additionally, Jess and I have discovered that girls really get dressed up to go out on the weekends – you never see anyone in jeans and it seems like the more sequins the better. I am screwed considering I am like a poster child for Gap or JCrew – me and my black wardrobe.

After the hot man sighting we walked around Chinatown and perused some boutiques to get an idea of what clothes were like. You guys have no idea how good you have it – we saw a pair of Tru Religion jeans for $395. Wranglers were $112. Yeah. Wranglers. I’m praying my Banana Republic jeans hold out for the next 10 months or I might become a regular customer at Vinnie’s (or as we like to call it St. Vincent de Paul – even thrift stores are chic here).

Besides window shopping – I’ve been workin’ hard – so have Jess and Dan – Jess and I made a quasi-friend. His name is Heath and I think he’s coming over to our make-shift Thanksgiving on Thursday – he’s in for a real treat.

Hope everyone is doing well – good luck to my dad and brother hopefully your days spent in a tree stand will pay off or already have – Thanks to Ann Mike for Jessey’s package – those Hershey Kisses are amazing (candy cane – try them, they are addicting) Mom, don’t spend all day cleaning – Karah – Now you really do live in a little house with a little mouse named Jack Bedowski!!! And Jana – send me pics of your dress!!!!!

Love you all – more postings to come later this week – they WILL be funny. I promise. (that’s a tall order)

 

In the Tree November 13, 2007

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In the Tree

Originally uploaded by jacquelinebv

Keep in mind this is taken from a very unflattering angle. I’m much prettier in person.

 

Quarantine… what the??? November 13, 2007

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Got a package from my parents today – whoo hoo!!! One problem….. my package apparently did not meet the Australian quarantine requirements and I had an item confiscated. I have the option of having it destroyed for free, or I can pay $42.50 to have them send it back to my parents. Apparently sending items to Australia is a bit like sending stuff to prison and everything gets opened and looked through. Cancel that order for a coffee can cake with a metal file baked in the middle – I’ve got to find an alternate route for escape.

The item was apparently some mixed herbs/spices – if I was a betting girl, I would say my loving mother and father packed me a packet of Ranch… I’ll mourn the loss of that for sure – maybe from now on anyone attempting to send Ranch packets should just send it in a card or something – I’ll best these quarantine officers yet. They explained to me in the letter that the item was likely to “introduce exotic pests or diseases into Australia.” What a joke. Grrr……. Other than that – I did happen to get my little paws on an US Weekly, some new sheets, and a jar of my parent’s legendary salsa – YUM!!! Today was like Christmas morning – really.

Besides the package – nothing new here (big surprise). It hasn’t been very nice the last week – kind of cold, windy and intermittently rainy so we haven’t done too much exploring or anything. Work has been getting better – earlier this week I had an older gentleman from the states who was in town for business repeatedly ask me for a date, my phone number, my email address or a promise that I would have dinner with him. Flattering maybe – but I was seriously more embarrassed for him considering he was old enough to have grandchildren. Here is just a sample of his scintillating conversation habits:

Old Man: Ever seen “Top Gun”

Me (trying to feign interest in the hopes of getting a tip): Uhhhhh… yeah

OM: Well, you know Maverick, right?

Me: Yep……

OM: Well, you know – that’s his handle. He’s a fighter pilot

Me: oh. cool.

OM: Yeah, right. Well, my name is XxX, but I was a fighter pilot too – and my friends, well, they called me Flash (Sits back very satisfied with himself as if my reaction would be in line with the amazement I would have given him if he said he was Bob Dylan’s brother and Bob would be meeting him in 15 minutes for dinner)

Me: Wow. Thats great.

OM: Yep. So you can just call me Flash.

Me: Really? Flash – that’s so clever!! Lets go out – I love your Dockers – what do they call that color, sky blue? And those loafers look so comfortable –  

Just kidding. I wanted to see if anyone was still paying attention.

Seriously – this went on for two hours. I thought for sure he’d be in again last night – but he was thankfully a no show – I’m praying he was just severely jet lagged and when he got back to his hotel he came to his senses and realized that he made an ass of himself. Oh, Flash, you lost me when you told me you lived in Florida all your life until you decided to RETIRE and move to Arizona. Anyone old enough to retire is too old for me, friends. Plus, I don’t think Dan would really appreciate it – just a thought.

Hope you all are enjoying the photos – I swear I’ll post some that actually have me in it – Tonight its back to work, I have Thursday and Friday off and I think Jess and I might go exploring – we want to go to this fish market in the West End to try to get some ideas for Thanksgiving dinner. Thanks to Ann Marie I’ve heard one of my favorite bands State Radio is coming to Australia and is playing in a suburb right by my house – so that’s great! I’ve also registered for tickets for “Big Day Out” an annual concert here – the only reason I want to go is Rage Against the Machine is slotted to play – so keep your fingers crossed I am one of the lucky 5,000 people that win the ticket lotto. When I was younger I thought Zach de la Rocha was my potential future husband. He was then replaced by Brandon Boyd of Incubus and then further replaced by Ben Harper. Flash is probably in the running somewhere now, too. Seriously, I can’t get enough of a man with a bald spot – call me crazy.

Alright – I’m driving myself crazy…. Thanks for all the comments, Melba – sorry for the “deep in thought” photo -after I lose 10 kilos I’ll post some swimsuit pics – promise.. Jana and Erica – hope all the wedding planning is going well and you guys aren’t too stressed out. Katie Nielson – hope your stomach is stronger this year if you are going to SoDak for Thanksgiving…. (don’t hate me for that comment) Dad hope you are hanging in there – also good thoughts to you if you are going to be sitting in a tree stand all weekend – Mom I hope you and Patti had fun – Thanks Aunt Cath for the comment – Love to everyone else -

 

Jess and Dan Outlook November 10, 2007

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Jess and Dan OutlookOriginally uploaded by jacquelinebv

Jess and Dan super excited because they know the hike to JC Slaughter Falls is coming up next….. Depression set in when we actually arrived at the “falls” and there were no pictures taken……

Check out the rest of my photos on Flickr….. I think all you have to do is create a login?? Not sure about that – and search my name – or search Jacqueline or maybe even Brisbane….. I also think you might be able to just click on the picture and it will take you there…leave a comment with any troubles and I’ll try to figure it out. Apparently I’m not as computer savvy as I thought I was…..

 

Jess Deep In Thought November 10, 2007

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Jess Deep In Thought

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Jess contemplating how to achieve world peace while looking over Brisbane

 

When Life Gives You Lemons November 9, 2007

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You make lemonade, right? Or I guess you take tequila shots – depending on the type of person you are. Well – the latest news from the lobby: DAN HAS JOINED THE WORKING WORLD!!! Alright – that’s kind of snotty of me – he’s really been trying hard to get a job, he just didn’t have it as good as Jess and I, I guess. Regardless – that little bugger is now gainfully employed at the Kookaburra River Queens – KRQ1 and KRQ2 – two huge wooden paddle boats that people rent out for lunch or dinner cruises. (Remember the paddle boat on “The Rescuers” – its like that – or…. think double the size of Abby’s dad’s boat) He’s going to be serving – well, serving drinks because its all buffet, and doing some odd jobs. Last night was his first night and he came home in a bit of a rage because (wait for it….) they call Sprite lemonade. Without any good reason – just because Sprite is the brand name. Oooohhhh was he heated. Yeah, I get it. It was only a few weeks ago when I listed some grievances of my own – I’m sure I have a few more to add (for example, mayo tastes like sugar paste, cottage cheese is almost always creamed and 20 safety pins cost me five bucks last week… but I digress) Although I have to admit it was nice to see him fired up about something – usually he’s so easy going – moves as slow as molasses – he reminds me of my brother Tyler when he was younger – on family trips we would almost always lose him because he was such a slow walker – just daydreaming and looking around at everything.

Now I am thinking I need to take a page out of his book – maybe we all walk too fast, too caught up in what we are doing next to really appreciate what we’ve got going on all around us. Oh who am I kidding – I had the day off yesterday and spent it well lounging on the couch and happened to catch Oprah – she had the author of “Eat, Pray, Love” on and apparently after an hour of hearing about Elizabeth’s spiritual journey and how she did it I think I am on my own and able to dispense great esoteric, philosophical advice.

Jeez…. maybe I should wait a week to post – I am just reaching for crap to write about. Anyway – Grandma Aggie – got your letter – LOVED it! Glad to hear that you and Grandpa are having so much fun with all the Sioux sports – glad to hear Ty came to visit you and put in some face time. Sorry to everyone who has requested photos – I swear I have some – they are just stuck on my camera and I am awaiting the inevitable internet modem that has been promised to us – hopefully it will get there someday soon. I’ve got the day off again today – also got paid today, YAY!!! I think we might be going out tonight – hopefully somewhere fun or to do something fun – we’ll see…..

Thanks again for comments and promises of packages – I CAN’T WAIT!!! Leanno, thanks for all your emails – you are great – Mom, Deb, Cathy, Colette and Julie – I hope you all are brushing up on your Barry Manilow – the concert in Vegas is only a few short months away – you guys will have such a blast! Callie – you and Rick go out for happy hour and have one for Jess and me – Love to you all – miss you!!

 

Been a Long Time Comin’ November 7, 2007

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Crap – has it really been a week since my last posting??? Sorry guys – the world of work and no internet has really taken its toll on my time. I feel like a 50 year old waitress bustin’ ace at Mickey’s Diner the way I complain about my feet and back when I get home. Although I’m not alone – Jess and I might as well change our names to Roz and Melba the way we gripe about the young idiots we are blessed to work with.  Lets see what I can update y’all with….

As I type this Dan is at an interview (whoo hoo!!) with a paddle boat restaurant called the Kookaburra or something like that – hopefully he’ll woo them with his winning personality and start bringing home some bucks. Jess and I can only keep this little lobby open for business for so long. I’ve been eating Ramen for a week – I am on sodium overload. Its super rainy and yucky out today – same with yesterday. Speaking of yesterday, it was the infamous Melbourne Cup: The Race That Stops a Nation!!! Yeah – or a horse race with a lame fashion show before and after it – they actually flew in Carson Kressley from Queer Eye to judge audience outfits. Here in Brisbane it was an opportunity for everyone to take the day off work, get dressed up, wear ridiculous hats and drink ALL DAY.  No silly hats for me friends, I had to work a double. Of course I thought – hey, I work in a nice restaurant – we don’t even have TV’s – it can’t be that busy, right?? Ohh nooooo – we brought in five flat screens, gave away door prizes and had betting. While it is perfectly acceptable for women over the age of 50 to wear sorority girl boob shirts here anyway – yesterday they were really serious about it – I’m telling you some of these women wore corsets – as a shirt. All in all it wasn’t that bad – except for after the race and all the people realized how much money they had lost and we had to double time it with the drinks to help them forget. When I went back for round two it was more of the same – I think the low point of the evening was when a drunk woman fell up the stairs and as I turned to help her up I not only got a full on crotch shot (classy) but had to help her put her shoe on. I don’t know if it was the Roz in me or the fact I just got done reading a book on slavery but half-way through putting her shoe on for her I started laughing and said “I can’t believe I have to do this”. Uh…. I think it was time for me to go home.

Other than that – work has been pretty much how you would expect it -Its a pretty nice restaurant, so there is lots of dates, hand holding, celebrating, loving, business people trying to impress others and loads of Asians taking pictures of everything they eat before, during and after they eat it. I still haven’t made any friends – which is really beyond me because I have always told myself all I needed was my winning personality to get me through anything. I am constantly getting asked if I am Canadian and when I reply, “No – I’m from the states” I inevitably get a “Oh, sorry” and I’m still trying to figure out if its a “Sorry I thought you were Canadian” or a “Sorry you aren’t  Canadian”. Dang.

In other news, on Monday Melba and I both had the day off so we dragged Dan along to go see the overlook of the city at Mount Coot-Tha ( according to an Asian woman at the Visitor’s Center here its pronounced Mount Coooo- tahhhhh but who really knows) we hopped on the bus, accidentally got off at some botanic garden and had an hour to kill before the next bus came to take us to the Cooo-tahhhhh. I have realized that looking at plants behind glass isn’t nearly as fun as looking at animals behind glass. I have also learned that bamboo can grow up to 120 centimeters in 24 hours. Additionally, there is a fern planted specifically in highly polluted areas because it is known to pull pollutants such as arsenic out of the soil. AMAZING!!! Actually, the highlight of that hour was probably counting lizards and the 10 minutes Dan and I spent reciting movie lines – after which Jess turned around and said “Do you both realize you have been talking for 10 minutes and haven’t said anything original?” That pretty much shut us up right quick. Don’t judge – sometimes when you are halfway through that Anchorman monologue all it takes is someone to remind you that you sound like an idiot. Dan is obviously not that person for me – he just eggs it on.

We finished up at the botanic gardens and hopped back on the bus to see the scenic lookout – it was pretty cool. Apparently on a clear day you can see all the way to Morton Bay, but I didn’t see any of that. Actually it was hard to see anything with the 40 Asians crowding around the fence all taking individual pictures of each other – I don’t understand why they refuse to take group shots, but hey – to each his own. After we had exhausted the view and the cheesy gift shop inside we decided to hike to JC Slaughter Falls and see the Aboriginal Art Trail along the way. A little over a mile and some time later we made it to the Falls. Or should I say stagnant pool of water. This was the biggest joke of my life – sure, I get it – they are in a drought but seriously – I didn’t even see where there used to be a river, let alone a large rock or something that water would fall from. But what about the Aboriginal Art Trail, you ask?? Another cruel joke. My apologies go out to any Aboriginals that are reading this blog but seriously – some highlights of the art trail were: a circle of rocks painted white, a fallen log with a kangaroo print carved into it and some rocks grouped together in the loose shape of a snake (that one was titled “serpent” go figure). Beat down and disappointed we started the trek back to the bus stop (all uphill btw – I was ready to die – seriously, the sweat on my face evaporated to salt – does that even happen???)

We finally all broke down last night during my break and got a pizza – man, was that a treat. Other than that – I’ve got to work tonight – have tomorrow and Friday off – and then its work, work, work until Thanksgiving. Melba and I are thinking of making chicken schnitzel delight with yams. Actually – we are going to try to make Thanksgiving dinner, give a cheers for Ann Marie’s b-day that day and then Jess and I are off to Fraser Island for a three day vacation – pray I don’t get eaten by a dingo.

Much love to everyone – I get made fun of by Dan for how often I’m checking the dang mailbox – but its been nothing but junk mail so far – I’m eagerly awaiting all the letters I know people have sent. My thoughts and prayers are with the family of Murray McManus – he was a great man and a great friend to my dad – I know he will be missed dearly. Mom, Dad and Seeger – love to you all hope you are doing great – Sarah and Mike – thanks for the pics of little devil Payton – have another kid and kick that little bugger of his throne haha – Karah – I miss you buddy – Ann Marie check your mail in the next few weeks for a sweet Aussie b-day present. Love and miss you all – I promise the next entry won’t take so long